Kids on the bus

The 381. One of the buses I use to go home. It’s not only completely filthy. It’s full of French kids. Or maybe they’re from Quebec. Either way I don’t want them here. On my bus. Still it could be…

Cafe East in Canada Water

Thank god it’s open again! The best Vietnamese restaurant in London had been closed for a 3 week summer break. But it’s back and I’m sitting in it, salivating. This place is cheap, clean, friendly and most importantly serves the…

Shopping trolley death valley

I always feel sorry for the trollies at Surrey Quays Shopping Centre. The poor things can’t go past an invisible line. So they’re just left here. In a deathly loneliness. Trollies have feelings too.

Do I need to get my eyes tested?

Isn’t this a bit stupid? How the hell do you get your eyes tested whilst waiting. Or are they saying you’re so passive whilst someone pokes things in your eyes you may as well be waiting for something else? I…

I went to lovebox

Yes I did – and it was great. Well I only went to the Sunday – and that’s all that matters causeĀ Grace Jones was there. I’ve already written about it though elsewhere – you can read my review at So…